“A Polish man walks up to a counter and says, `I want to buy some sausage.’
“`You want Polish sausage?’ asks the clerk. `Kielbasa?’
“`Why do you think I want Polish sausage?’ replies the man indignantly. `Why wouldn’t I want Italian sausage, or Jewish sausage? Do I look Polish? What makes you think I’m Polish?’
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We miss you, crazy Amer-Estonian girl!
Mary and I are going to visit Michelle Spatz in Portland on Saturday. She will be pleased to know of your recent adventures....
“A Polish man walks up to a counter and says, `I want to buy some sausage.’
“`You want Polish sausage?’ asks the clerk. `Kielbasa?’
“`Why do you think I want Polish sausage?’ replies the man indignantly. `Why wouldn’t I want Italian sausage, or Jewish sausage? Do I look Polish? What makes you think I’m Polish?’
"The clerk responds, `This is a hardware store.’”
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